Oh look, the lady at the Optometrist decided my name needed a British Makeover.
I’ve had my name misspelled/mispronounced so many times, but I’ve never had someone attempt to actually change it to something more localized. I found it so funny I had to steal the paper she wrote my appointment on.
Lady, I even spelled it for you! (At least it wasn’t Barbitch. I’ve gotten that, too.)